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Dante Parker

    Morton Table Salt’s Lids Have a Not-So-Secret Feature That Everyone Just Found Out About, and People Are Losing It
    Wait, what?!
    Dante Parker
    May 4, 2024
    People Are Just Discovering the Ingenious Way to Easily Open Tightly Sealed Jars
    It’s so, so easy.
    Dante Parker
    Jan 24, 2024
    Morton Table Salt’s Lids Have a Not-So-Secret Feature That Everyone Just Found Out About, and People Are Losing It
    My whole life has been a lie!
    Dante Parker
    Dec 4, 2023
    Put Away Those Rubber Grippers! There’s a *Much* Easier Way to Open a Tightly-Sealed Jar
    You can stop with the rubber gripper and the strenuous twisting!
    Dante Parker
    Sep 12, 2023
    Everyone Just Discovered the Correct Way to Use a Potato Peeler, and Whoa, People Have Thoughts
    Why did I never think of doing this myself? I don’t know. Will I try this on my next potato? Definitely.
    Dante Parker
    May 15, 2023